Donald Trump, in a demonstrative show of support with his idea that if you absorb a disinfectant into your bloodstream you can overcome the coronavirus and its effects, publicly infected himself with COVID-19, this afternoon, in a wild display held in the Oval Office at the White House, by placing his hand into a live specimen COVID-19 petri dish, then smearing his stumpy fingers around his lips, and afterwards; in a dramatic public display, shot himself up in his left arm using a syringe and needle medicinally prepared with household disinfectant, directly into his bloodstream. He was accompanied by Dr. Birx, Surgeon General Adams, his personal physician, Dr. Bornstein and Vice President, Michael Pence. Dr. Fauci, was once again, noticeably absent. This was presented in place of the usual daily White House press conference. The Donald closed the briefing by saying, "Now that is sarcasm"."